Christian Bale

Clunky, unfocused, and defying the laws of logic, Terminator Salvation is a complete waste of time even if you love watching things blow up.

Christian Bale gets it. Making a stellar third installment isn’t going to be easy – but that’s part of the reason he wants to do it. Now, it’s just a matter of getting a certain director on board.

Are Christian Bale and Mark Wahlberg the new David Spade and Chris Farley? And if so, does that mean one of them has to die?

Spirits weren’t high after McG was announced as director, with fans feeling the series was doomed to extinction in a cheese-fest of nuclear holocaust proportions. I was one of those fans, but now I’ve seen the light, or the McG in this case.

I freely admit that my interest in the upcoming Terminator Salvation was idling at nil ever since McG was announced to direct. I believe I said he sucks, his movies suck, and now he was going to fuck up the Terminator. They just premiered new footage from the film, and I’m eating my words. Happily.

The year’s most anticipated summer film is still weeks away, but that doesn’t mean we can’t give you a first-hand account of its brilliance. Yeah, that’s right — we said brilliance. Behold, the epic spectacle that is The Dark Knight.

Your face will explode all over your monitor when you see this description of a teaser trailer!

If you’ve got a desperate itch to see The Dark Knight after walking down the red carpet or want to clink champagne glasses with Christian Bale, the fine folks over at Charity Buzz are giving you a great opportunity.