"If you can't work with Peter O'Toole get out of the business."
“Should we just go through and say everything that went wrong?”
"Bad jokes are good."
“It's sort of my favorite kind of ending for a film.”
"This graveyard scene, a funny story happened here..."
"So that's kind of the tone of the movie."
"Hand me a stuntman and I can do almost anything."
"Here's the ending. No one knows what it means."
"Another terrible in-joke coming up I'm afraid, but I couldn't resist it."
"This is as close to a rom-com as I'll probably ever do."