"This is the shot where Robert Pattinson said he wanted to punch me in the face."
"I drank a hell of a lot of sake."
"The police certainly would have been on the scene by now."
"Every time I look at those shots of water coming down there I feel terrible guilt."
“I am the cat from hell, man.”
"I don't think that we had any idea when we shot this just how sexy it is."
"This is probably a good time to say we had nothing to do with 'Airplane II.'"
"Jamie Kennedy once threw a chair at me outside Astro Burger."
“I have to talk here about the vibrator.”
"Citizen Kane was already made."