"It bothers me that I don't have a commentary for Shakes the Clown."
"All my movies are comedies in one way or another."
"This is the shot where Robert Pattinson said he wanted to punch me in the face."
"I drank a hell of a lot of sake."
"The police certainly would have been on the scene by now."
"Every time I look at those shots of water coming down there I feel terrible guilt."
“I am the cat from hell, man.”
"I don't think that we had any idea when we shot this just how sexy it is."
"This is probably a good time to say we had nothing to do with 'Airplane II.'"
"Jamie Kennedy once threw a chair at me outside Astro Burger."