My Disastrous Experience Seeing ‘A Ghost Story’
A disastrous theatrical experience of David Lowery’s latest conceptual meditation leaves several confused and one viewer steaming with boiling rage. Read More...
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Fredo Corleone Deserves Better
He's more than just your real world political punchline. Read More...
The Hangout Film, the American Dream, and the Pursuit of Straight Chilling
Why the joy of comfortable stasis is our national quest. Read More...
Minions Are Unimportant to ‘Despicable Me’
Three movies, a spin off, and way too much promotional marketing later, Minions are cute but are horrible sidekicks and even worse side characters. Read More...
Imagining a World Without Rotten Tomatoes
What would happen if Rotten Tomatoes and other review aggregators just went away, as some Hollywood suits have suggested? We play out the thought experiment. Read More...
The Early 2000s Impact of Amanda Bynes
With Amanda Bynes' recent statement that she'd like to get back into acting, it's time to take a look at the importance of the actress' career. Read More...
We’ve Lost Summer Movie Season
Where did it go? Was it ever really there at all? Let's look at some numbers. Read More...
The Cynics’ Guide to Wedding Season: A Film Syllabus
A cinematic guide to surviving wedding season. Here are 10 wedding films to satisfy (and prepare) the most cynical of viewers. Read More...
The Batman Dichotomy
From the campy portrayals to the dark and gritty representations, a brief history from Adam West to Ben Affleck. Read More...
Sharksploitation: Feel the Groove According to ‘Jaws’
Deepest Bluest, my sharksploitation love is like a...shark’s fin? Read More...