Author: Brian Salisbury

Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema; eat up while it’s still free! If you are unfamiliar with this column, congratulations on retaining all of your IQ…

Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema: the worst part of your weekend. Every Friday I assault your sense of cinematic decency by serving up some truly…

Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema; the burning means it’s working. This is the weekly movie column that does its small part to battle piracy by…

Science Fiction is not my preferred genre. Automatically a few doubts about this review and my ability to deliver unbiased analysis should be crawling around…

Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema: blah blah blah fat. This is the weekly internet movie column that makes every other internet movie column look far…

Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema; what you crave. Every week, inexplicably, I revisit Planet Schlock and return to Earth with a few nuggets of awful…

Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema; apology letters pending. You poor schmucks have stumbled upon the internet’s biggest affront to quality filmmaking. Every week I dig…

Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema; running out of jokes since early this morning. Every week I wax geeky over my favorite movies that earn few…

A Nightmare on Elm Street is every bit a horror classic. It not only made us afraid to fall asleep, but introduced us to a…