Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema; because you couldn’t find anything better to do. Junkfood Cinema is the only bad movie column to have been letter-bombed…
Oh holy hell, lock up the granola and put on your novelty bibs because it’s time for another obnoxiously tall helping of Junkfood Cinema! This…
Fox’s new action series Human Target started with a bang and spent last week fizzling to a near certain doom. I am a big proponent…
Human Target: Rewind & Embassy Row First, an apology. In a befuddling scheduling maneuver, Fox actually scheduled the second episode of its new series Human Target…
Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema: now with zero Trans fat! It may not add inches to your waistline, but recent research indicates that reading this…
I love revenge films. There is something so brutally honest about them that it may be uncomfortable for most to admit. These films echo a…
Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema; the column that has elevated me to public enemy number one with the State Department of Health! Every week I…
Greetings fellow couch potatoes! I’m back to pepper another television series with my perspective; such as it is. Given that covering V has been no…
Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema; home of the Whopper. Actually no, but every week I dive head-first into the quadruple celluloid cheeseburgers that we all…