Author: Brian Salisbury

Junkfood Cinema: Blackjack Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema; your check is almost certainly in the mail. Yes my unfortunate dupes, you’ve stumbled upon the weekly…

Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema; fatter than Jesus. This is the weekly column that celebrates the myriad ways a film can fail. Every Friday I…

Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema; lords of the gridiron…or at least the waffle iron. Strap on your helmet and conceal any benefits you received from…

Junkfood Cinema: Captain America (1990) Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema; the home of the brave. Here at JFC, we are one nation united under our love…

Junkfood Cinema: Tales From the Crypt – Demon Knight Welcome back to JFC; we ain’t gonna play Sun City. Written from within the Bad Movie Archives…

Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema; we will not go quietly into the night. You are about to read one of the worst internet columns in…

After watching your third hour of golf (that Mcllroy sure can play!) and giving your father the same tie from last year, enjoy this special…

Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema: we have come here to chew bubblegum and worship bad movies…and we’re all out of bubblegum. Pursuant to our mission…

Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema; stuffiness is the disease, we are the cure. This is the only weekly internet column to actually be slapped by…