Author: Matthew Patches
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7 Movies That Will Scare You into Saving the Environment
Earth Day: the red-headed stepchild of world holidays. Founded in 1970, the celebration of our planet has been mounted (and basically ignored) every April 22nd.…
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9 Breakthroughs in Cinematic Technology That Came and Went
James Cameron is always on the brink of revolution. Really, the dude needs to take a breather. At this year’s CinemaCon, the tech-centric director couldn’t…
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10 Spoof Movies That Are Actually Good
In recent years, the subgenre of spoof movies has become a parody of itself. Here are 10 classics to re-ignite your faith in the format.
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9 Reasons Why Michael Bay’s Work in ‘Armageddon’ Is the Pinnacle of American Filmmaking
Griffith. Ford. Welles. Kubrick. Scorsese. Allen. Spielberg. No one would argue that these men are a few of the great visionaries who worked their magic…
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7 Movies That Look and Feel Like Fetishistic Pornography
My guess is Zack Snyder is a pretty kinky dude. 300 and Watchmen were dripping with over-the-top sexuality and you know somewhere on the cutting room…
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8 Animated Kids Movies That Will Help You Conquer Your Existential Crises
You’d think my walk home from Rango, a movie that consistently kept me laughing like a madman for two hours, would be one of elation…
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8 Actors Even Nic Cage-ier Than Nic Cage
At what point does Nic Cage crossover from actor to Internet meme? Cage’s distinct brand of emotional overdosing, that would send Lee Strasberg himself into a…
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8 of Hollywood’s “Next Big Stars” That Blew Up…and Faded Out
I am legitimately worried about I Am Number Four star Alex Pettyfer. Of course, he doesn’t need my concern – the 20-year-old star of director…
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9 Douchebag Rom-Com Leads Who Didn’t Deserve Diddly
Adam Sandler lucked out. Instead of having to sell his soul to the Devil to become a top-grossing, leading man, he found a inexplicable role…