Author: Adam Bellotto
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‘Tomorrow Night’ Trailer: Louis C.K.
‘Tomorrow Night’ Trailer: Louis C.K. Releases His First Feature Film, Complete With Ice Cream Fetishism Louis C.K. really, really loves to masturbate. The subject comes…
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Steven Spielberg Continues To Finish Our Nearly-Completed Classics; This Time, With ‘Montezuma’
Those in the elite rungs of society often have expensive taste. Nicolas Cage bought himself a pyramid to preserve his physical form after he’s gone…
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Everyone Obsessing Over Those High-Waisted ‘Her’ Pants Can Finally Go Buy a Pair
When it comes to Her, the movie-going public is a little like a kid ignoring his giant new RC car to play with the cardboard…
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American Humane Association Gets a Little Competition, May Have to Stop Injuring All Those Animals
You probably remember that whole American Humane Association scandal from a few months ago. You know, the one where only official monitoring body for animal…
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A Hulking Nordic Tradesman Will Co-Direct Disney’s ‘Big Hero 6’
A Hulking Nordic Tradesman Will Co-Direct Disney’s ‘Big Hero 6’ There’s a lot riding on the shoulders of Big Hero 6. Disney’s had three gigantic hits…
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Year in Review: The 13 Most Memorable On-Screen Deaths of 2013
2013 was a grim year to be watching movies. Maybe not in terms of box office grosses or in the output of quality films, but…
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‘Paranormal Activity,’ ‘Amityville,’ and Our Decade of Cheap New Year’s Horror
Perhaps it’s time for a fresh New Year’s tradition. There are always the old standbys: champagne, kisses, millions of people staring into a brightly colored…
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Anna Paquin Out, Crazed Robo-Nazi In for the Next Crop of Marvel Movies
The holiday season is finally upon us. A time to reflect on days gone by and days yet to come. A time spend with friends…
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A New Screenwriter and Joaquin Phoenix Could be Good News for ‘Batman vs. Superman’
It seems sentient computer programs aren’t the only ones capable of falling in love with Joaquin Phoenix. Warner Bros seems to have done the same,…