Cartoon Saloon/GKIDS Do you know who your friends are? Sure, you may associate with various other humans in your day-to-day existence – a mother here,…
Universal Pictures Back when the original The Last House on the Left was in theaters, the ads shared a common theme: “To avoid fainting, keep…
Stoney Lake Entertainment The original Left Behind was not a quality film. This isn’t coming from me, as I haven’t seen it; I’m going by…
Universal Pictures It’s not every day that a baseless, completely insane internet rumor is proven to be in fact 100% based and sane. But yesterday…
AMC Cooking a hamburger is difficult work. Patties must be placed on a griddle; they must be flipped; they must be taken off the griddle…
Universal Pictures Sure, you could go and see Blended this weekend, and watch Adam Sandler and his non-traditional family be urinated on by all the…
Hachette Few films can boast that they came from WWE Studios, and also boast that they’re not roundly terrible in every way imaginable (although I…
AMC There once was a time when Paul Anka, sitting somewhere among the streets and cafes of gay Paris, heard a song. A song that…
Sony Pictures Classics There’s a little bit of Brick Tamland in every role Steve Carell’s ever done. Even his dramatic roles (which are less “dramatic” than…