All the Horror You Need to Stream in March 2021

Wondering what's good, gory, and gothic in streaming this month? We've got you covered.

Horror Streaming March 2021

Welcome to Horrorscope, a monthly column keeping horror nerds and initiates up to date on all the genre content coming to and leaving from your favorite streaming services. Here’s a guide to all the essential horror streaming in March 2021.


March has got me feeling a certain kind of way. This month marks the one-year anniversary of the COVID-19 pandemic. That, coupled with the typical transitional malaise of shoulder season, feels like the reason comfort-food watches were invented. And around these parts, comfort food means all things ghoulish, grotesque, and ghastly.

So, since March can go to hell, what better excuse to… go to hell. All my picks for this month feature a tinge of the satanic, from bargains with Beelzebub to diabolical debauchery to pernicious possessions. This month, I’m shouting out a new arrival hot off last year’s Fantasia festival, a maligned millennial comic book adaptation, and two classic riffs on what it means to sell your soul.

Be sure to peruse the complete list below, calendar in hand, for a full picture of what horror flicks are coming and going from your favorite streaming services this March.


Pick of the Month: The Devils (1971)

The Devils Oliver Reed

Synopsis: Urbain Grandier, a groovy and divisive local priest, uses his charisma to protect Loudun from being demolished at the hands of the crown, who abhor the city’s tolerance of Protestants. Soon, Grandier stands accused of demonically bewitching Sister Jeanne, a mother superior whose sexual obsession spreads throughout the convent, summoning an inquisitor all-too-happy to stoke the flames of fervor.

In one of his rare no-star reviews, Roger Ebert proclaimed that “it took courage for me to go see The Devils, just like it took courage for Ken Russell to make it.” While I disagree with Ebert’s rating, this much is true: Ken Russell is a deviant, a genius, and an absolute madman. And while it is a masterpiece, The Devils is certainly not for the faint of heart.

The film’s infamy tends to overshadow the fact that The Devils is one of the most scathing parables of political corruption that’s ever been committed to celluloid. To focus solely on the film’s sadistic pageantry is to fall for the same sleight of hand as the populace of Loudun. The blasphemous theatrics are just that: a calculated perversion of reality, a cynical stoking of histrionics, all to achieve a political end. And to justify the murder of an innocent man.

In a film overflowing with memorable, career-best performances, Oliver Reed is, in a word, staggering. As Urbain Grandier, his depiction of human arrogance and integrity is the heart of a film that, to this day, is very difficult to find let alone watch in its uncut entirety. Here’s your chance. Don’t miss it.

Arrives on Shudder on March 1st.

An early cinema SFX showcase that’d make Satan proud

The Merry Frolics Of Satan

Synopsis: William Crackford learns that a famous alchemist named Alcofribas wants to sell him a talisman. Oh, if I had a nickel for every time a famous alchemist wanted to sell me a talisman. After visiting Alcofribas’ home (where he is assaulted by sentient furniture), Crackford makes it known that he wishes to travel the world. Giddily, Alcofribas informs Crackford that he can make his wish come true. In his excitement, Crackford glazes over the terms and conditions of their agreement, unaware that he has unwittingly sold his soul to Satan himself.

The Faust myth is one of the oldest and most persistent narratives in horror. And maybe even within cinema itself. The myth served as the subject for over two dozen films before 1913. And between 1896 and 1904, cinematic pioneer and special effects innovator Georges Méliès produced (at least) five versions of the story. Diabolic magic was a natural fit for Méliès, who shined brightest when he championed cinema as an art form rather than a fairground attraction.

The Merry Frolics of Satan (1906) is Méliès’ firing on all cylinders. It’s fabulous, surreal, and wantonly experimental. If early cinema is a blind spot, or if you are a fan of the likes of Terry Gilliam or Guy Maddin, this is a short and wildly rewarding watch. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was giving Méliès access to the jump cut.

Arrives on The Criterion Channel on March 20th.

Finally, the possessed pants movie we’ve all been waiting for

Slaxx horror streaming march 2021

Synopsis: A possessed pair of jeans choose violence, and sets about punishing a trendy clothing company for its unscrupulous business practices. After arriving at the company’s flagship store, the evil jeans unleash their fury on the staff. It’s up to Libby, an idealistic salesclerk, to get a leg up on the pants to stop the carnage.

There are some films whose existence is entirely justified by their premise. Death Bed: The Bed That Eats? Say no more. Werewolves On Wheels? I’m all in. A Canadian horror-comedy about a possessed pair of jeans? Sign me up! I have immense respect for any film that does what it says on the tin. And the fantastically-named Slaxx promises to do just that. It’s about a possessed pair of pants. You know what you’re getting into.

Directed by Elza Kephart, Slaxx premiered digitally at the Fantasia Film Festival last August. It is, by all accounts, a good ol’ campy B-movie. And sometimes that’s just what the doctor ordered. I would not be doing my job if I didn’t let you know that there’s a killer pants movie hitting the web this month.

Arrives on Shudder on March 18th.

Get out your genre punch cards: it’s a theological action-horror neo-noir!

Constantine Heaven Keanu

Synopsis: John Constantine is a freelance exorcist who’s been to Hell and back in more ways than one. He’s seen the other side. And now he can see Earth for what it really is: a battleground between angelic and demonic gangsters vying for the souls of humanity. As if keeping some semblance of spiritual peace wasn’t enough, word on the street is someone…or something…is making a move on the powers that be. It’s up to Constantine and a determined LAPD officer named Angela to crack the case.

Now I know what you’re thinking: “Meg. Didn’t you just talk about Constantine for its 16th anniversary? Isn’t that enough?” Look. This is the genre-blending hill I’ve decided to die on. Constantine got a raw deal in 2005 despite being an absolute hoot. And by absolute hoot, I of course mean “John Wick but make it catholic.” Like, Keanu Reeves and Rachel Weisz smoking every cigarette in the greater Los Angeles area? While fighting the antichrist? Pun intended: hell yeah!

And I do, in fact, have a topical reason for recommending Constantine. Zack Snyder’s much-discussed (and very, very long) cut of Justice League is coming out this month. I expect its release is going to rekindle the “comic book movie” discourse flame. So, whether you’re avoiding the whole kerfuffle or if you want a good example of a film that’s a genre film first and a comic book movie second, Constantine‘s got the goods.

Arrives on HBO Max on March 1st.

Streamable Horror Incoming This Month

Fresh blood: A list of all the horror content coming to streaming services in March 2021.
Streaming ServiceMovieDate
Amazon PrimeAttack the Block (2011)March 1
Amazon PrimeBeloved (1998)March 1
ARROWThe Stylist (2020)March 1
ARROWCrow Hand!!! (2014)March 1
ARROWGwilliam (2015)March 1
ARROWThe Devil's Asshole (2019)March 1
ARROWGwilliam’s Tips for Turning Tricks into Treats (2018)March 1
ARROWThe Invisible Man Appears (1949)March 1
ARROWThe Invisible Man vs the Human Fly (1957)March 1
ARROWMirror, Mirror (1990March 19
The Criterion ChannelThe Infernal Cauldron (1903)March 20
The Criterion ChannelThe Merry Frolics of Satan (1906)March 20
The Criterion ChannelThe Witch (1906)March 20
The Criterion ChannelThe Diabolic Tenant (1906)March 20
HBO MaxBlade (1998)March 1
HBO MaxThe Brothers Grimm (2005)March 1
HBO MaxConstantine (2005)March 1
HBO MaxHellbenders (2013)March 1
HBO MaxThe Lost Boys (1987)March 1
HBO MaxThe Quiet Ones (2014)March 1
HBO MaxThe Raven (2012)March 1
HBO MaxRed Dragon (2002)March 1
HBO MaxTim Burton's Corpse Bride (2005)March 1
HBO MaxGodzilla vs. Kong (2021)March 31
HuluAttack of the 50 Foot Cheerleader (2012)March 1
HuluBeloved (1998)March 1
HuluThe Descent (2005)March 1
HuluPandorum (2009)March 1
HuluPredators (2009)March 1
HuluYoung Frankenstein (1974)March 1
HuluTriggered (2020)March 6
HuluIntersect (2020)March 15
HuluHunter Hunter(2020)March 19
NetflixI Am Legend (2007)March 1
NetflixJason X (2001)March 1
NetflixThe Block Island Sound (2020) March 11
NetflixHospital (2017)March 20
ShudderThe Burning (1981)March 1
ShudderAmityville II: The Possession (1982)March 1
ShudderThe Devils (1971)March 1
ShudderLucky (2020)March 4
ShudderEdge of the Axe (1988)March 8
ShudderVampyres (1974)March 8
ShudderPrey (2019)March 9
ShudderButcher Baker Nightmare Maker (1981)March 9
ShudderStay Out of the Attic (2021)March 11
ShudderHosts (2020)March 15
ShudderIt Cuts Deep (2020)March 15
ShudderGame of Death (2017)March 15
ShudderShakma (1990)March 15
ShudderNosferatu (1922)March 16
ShudderThe Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1921)March 16
ShudderThe Great Gabbo (1929)March 16
ShudderWhite Zombie (1932)March 16
ShudderSlaxx (2021)March 18
ShudderKoko-Di Koko-Da (2019)March 18
ShudderLet's Scare Julie (2019)March 22
ShudderWhite of the Eye (1987)March 22
ShudderThe Untamed (2016)March 22
ShudderViolation (2021)March 25
TubiAnd Soon the Darkness (2010)March 1
TubiGhost (1990)March 1
TubiThe Row (2018)March 1
TubiThirteen Ghosts (2001)March 1
TubiThe Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)March 1
TubiUnderworld (2003)March 1
TubiUnderworld: Awakening (2012)March 1
TubiUnderworld: Blood Wars (2016)March 1
TubiUnderworld: Evolution (2006)March 1
TubiUnderworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009)March 1


Horror Titles Expiring from Streaming Soon

Streaming ServiceMovieDate
The Criterion ChannelA Tale of Two Sisters (2003)March 31
The Criterion ChannelThe Nightcomers (1971)March 31
The Criterion ChannelThe Wicker Man (1973)March 31
The Criterion ChannelBlack Christmas (1974)March 31
The Criterion ChannelDeath Line (1972)March 31
The Criterion ChannelThe Slumber Party Massacre (1982)March 31
The Criterion ChannelRabid (1977)March 31
The Criterion ChannelBeware! The Blob (1972)March 31
The Criterion ChannelThe Velvet Vampire (1971)March 31
The Criterion ChannelHumanoids from the Deep (1980)March 31
The Criterion ChannelNosferatu (1922)March 31
The Criterion ChannelDaughters of Darkness (1971)March 31
The Criterion ChannelPeeping Tom (1960)March 31
The Criterion ChannelShivers (1975)March 31
HBO MaxThe Curse Of La Llorona (2019)March 13
HBO MaxAlien (1979)March 31
HBO MaxSee No Evil (2006)March 31
HuluDouble, Double, Toil and Trouble (1993)March 31
HuluIgor (2008)March 31
HuluSpecies (1995)March 31
HuluStephen King's Graveyard Shift (1990)March 31
HuluVampire in Brooklyn (1995)March 31

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