10. The Others/White Walkers
Who’s Your Baddie
Old-as-heck magical ice generals
Why They’re The Worst
Raise the Army of the Dead
A big, bad threat to all of Westeros
Love baby sacrifices
Last Seen
Strolling into Westeros
9. Melisandre
Who’s Your Baddie
Red priestess and counselor to would-be-kings
Why They’re The Worst
Justifies potentially good ends with morally bankrupt means
Burns a heck of a lot of people (the purest death!)
Births the Shadow that kills Renly
Burns Princess Shireen at the stake (unforgivable)
Last Seen
Penitent, telling Varys that it is her destiny to die in Westeros
8. Gregor Clegane
Who’s Your Baddie
Terrifyingly tall knight of House Clegane
Why They’re The Worst
Too big
Decapitates horse after losing a tournament
Does a number on the Riverlands
Squished Oberyn Martell’s skull like an overripe peach
Currently serving as Cersei’s zombie thug
Last Seen
At the ready to bifurcate Jamie for abandoning Cersei to fight the Dead
7. Lysa Arryn
Who’s Your Baddie
Lady Regent of the Vale; overprotective, jealous, temperamental to a fault. Maybe the only person in Westeros who completely trusts Littlefinger.
Why They’re The Worst
Helped kick off this whole mess by poisoning her husband Jon Arryn and blaming the Lannisters
Child abuse
Takes a neutral isolationist stance despite her familial ties to House Stark
Last Seen
Being pushed out the Moon Door by Petyr Baelish
6. Ramsay Bolton
Who’s Your Baddie
Bolton bastard and sadist par excellence. Hates boredom. Loves dogs.
Why They’re The Worst
Relieves Theon of his penis (and his sanity)
Hunts people
Repeatedly betrays the Ironborn
Abuses every woman he meets
Kills Osha and Rickon
Stabs his own dad
Feeds a lot of people to dogs
Last Seen
Fed to his own dogs
5. Night King
Who’s Your Baddie
The big bad White Walker. A backfired weapon created by the Children of the Forest to combat the First Men.
Why They’re The Worst
Supreme Leader of the Army of the Dead
Indoctrinates babies to his ranks
Kills Max von Sydow (unforgivable)
Kills Viserion (also unforgivable)
Last Seen
Flying over the Wall en-route to Westeros
4. Aerys II Targaryen
Who’s Your Baddie
The last member of House Targaryen to rule from the Iron Throne
Why They’re The Worst
A raving tyrant; called the Mad King for a reason
Big on murder and burning people alive
Planned to blow up King’s Landing when defeated
Last Seen
Slain by Jamie
3. Joffrey Baratheon
Who’s Your Baddie
Everyone’s favorite itchy trigger finger’d boy king
Why They’re The Worst
Fantasy Caligula
Face-that-wants-to-be-punched (sorry Jack Gleeson)
Shoots sex workers with a crossbow
Has Lady and the Butcher’s boy murdered because he’s a spoiled baby
Fun date idea: take your girl to look at the impaled head of her father (who you had killed)
“Don’t hit her face, I like her pretty”
Last Seen
Horribly poisoned at his own wedding
2. Petyr Baelish
Who’s Your Baddie
Master of Coin and professional schemer; two-faced slippery scene-chewer and purveyor of fine brothels.
Why They’re The Worst
Kicks off the War of the Five Kings by manipulating Lysa Arryn
Sets off a chain of events resulting in the Red Wedding by lying about the ownership of the Valerian dagger
Betrays Ned
Voice gets goofier when having a good time being evil
Repeatedly lies to Catelyn about Sansa and Arya being safe
Makes Sansa wed Ramsay
“I’ve only loved one woman. Only one. My entire life. Your sister !”
Last Seen
Getting supremely dunked on at a surprise trial and having his throat slit by Arya
1. Cersei Lannister
Who’s Your Baddie
The current occupant of the Iron Throne and Queen of the Seven Kingdoms; ultimate wine mom.
Why They’re The Worst
Ordering the deaths of the Baratheon bastards
Grand theft incest
Making Ellaria watch her poisoned daughter slowly rot
Blowing up half of King’s Landing
Re-arming the Faith Militant
Poisoning her husband
Prepared to poison innocent women if Stannis won the Battle of Blackwater Bay
Flipping Shae
Last Seen
Threatening to kill Jamie, willing to risk the fate of the world just to keep her seat of power
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Based in the Pacific North West, Meg enjoys long scrambles on cliff faces and cozying up with a good piece of 1960s eurotrash. As a senior contributor at FSR, Meg's objective is to spread the good word about the best of sleaze, genre, and practical effects.