40. Rorge & Biter
Who’s Your Baddie
Two bad eggs forcibly recruited into the Night’s Watch & Lannister army
Why They’re The Worst
So bad they have to be kept in a cage
Frequently threaten to assault Arya
Pillaging innocent peasants
Last Seen
Murdered by Arya and the Hound in Season 4
39. Grand Maester Pycelle
Who’s Your Baddie
Grand Maester who has served plenty of kings, but especially loves the Lannisters
Why They’re The Worst
Sycophant
Complicit in the death of Jon Arryn
Tried to euthanize King Robert Baratheon before Lord Eddard could speak with him
Treacherous coward
Frequently betrays his vow of celibacy
Fakes a stammer when convenient
Last Seen
Murdered by Qyburn’s “little birds”
38. Kraznys mo Nakloz
Who’s Your Baddie
Wealthy slave-trader who grew rich training and trading the Unsullied
Why They’re The Worst
Raises child soldiers
Slices a nipple off to prove a point
Frequently insults Daenerys in Valyrian, not knowing that she speaks Valyrian
Last Seen
Burned alive by Drogon
37. Locke
Who’s Your Baddie
Man-at-arms and Roose Bolton’s “best hunter”
Why They’re The Worst
Attempts to rape Brienne
Chops off Jamie’s sword hand
Makes Jamie wear his hand around his neck and drink horse urine
Makes Brienne fight a bear with a stick
Attempted murder of Bran
Last Seen
Neck snapped by Hodor (warg’d by Bran)
36. Catspaw Assassin
Who’s Your Baddie
Assassin sent to kill Bran Stark
Why They’re The Worst
Attempts to murder a child who is in a coma
No qualms about also attempting to murder Catelyn Stark
Last Seen
Being mauled by Summer
35. Alliser Thorne
Who’s Your Baddie
Master-At-Arms and sass master at Castle Black.
Why They’re The Worst
Torments Jon Snow
Admits to having engaged in cannibalism
Hates all wildlings
Orchestrates the murder of Jon Snow
Last Seen
Hung by Jon Snow for treason
34. Oznak zo Pahl
Who’s Your Baddie
The Masters’ most flamboyant, foul-mouthed champion.
Why They’re The Worst
Uses familial clout to get away with murder
Insults Unsullied by urinating in their general direction
Last Seen
Being decapitated and urinated on by Daario Naharis
33. Sons of the Harpy
Who’s Your Baddie
Insurgency group who oppose Daenerys’ rule in Meereen.
Why They’re The Worst
Fucking love slavery
Cowards who wear masks
Murder many civilians
Destroy every ship in Meereen’s harbor
Last Seen
Quashed by Daenerys’ horde in Season 6
32. Randyll Tarly
Who’s Your Baddie
Lord of Horn Hill; father of Samwell; stick up butt.
Why They’re The Worst
Calls Samwell’s interest in books “womanly”
Told son he would kill him and make it look like an accident if he didn’t take the Black
Considers wildlings to be sub-human
Generally a xenophobic dirtbag
Last Seen
Executed by Drogon for refusing to bend the knee for Daenerys for being a foreigner
31. Pyat Pree
Who’s Your Baddie
Shifty warlock from Qarth
Why They’re The Worst
Assists in the Qarth coup
Steals the dragons
Intends to keep Daenerys chained up in a house of smoke and mirrors for all eternity
Last Seen
Forgets not to stand in the line of fire of a dragon’s business end and gets roasted
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Based in the Pacific North West, Meg enjoys long scrambles on cliff faces and cozying up with a good piece of 1960s eurotrash. As a senior contributor at FSR, Meg's objective is to spread the good word about the best of sleaze, genre, and practical effects.