30. Styr
Who’s Your Baddie
Wildling leader of one of the fiercest Free Folk tribes
Why They’re The Worst
Eats people he kills
Goes out of his way to tell a small boy he’s going to eat his parents
Mocks others for not murdering Jon Snow
Tries to murder Jon Snow
Last Seen
Being burned with his fellow wildlings after an unsuccessful attack on Castle Black
29. Shae
Who’s Your Baddie
Sex worker in the service of Tyrion. They have a special bond…until they don’t
Why They’re The Worst
Takes Tyrion’s forced marriage to Sansa personally
Takes being sent away for her own safety personally
Gives vengeful and false testimony at Tyrion’s trial
Has an affair with Tywin
Attempts to murder Tyrion
Last Seen
Strangled with jewelry Tyrion gave her
28. Olly
Who’s Your Baddie
A sad orphan boy and ex-personal steward of Jon Snow
Why They’re The Worst
Willing to let wildlings get wrecked by the White Walker army
Kills Ygritte
Instrumental in the murder of Jon Snow
Stank face
Last Seen
Being hung for treason by Jon Snow
27. Waif
Who’s Your Baddie
Particularly cruel acolyte of the Faceless Men
Why They’re The Worst
Bullies new recruits
Extremely violent towards Arya
Presumably much murder
Last Seen
Murdered with her visage hanging in the Hall of Faces
26. Ilyn Payne
Who’s Your Baddie
Mute royal executioner
Why They’re The Worst
Is named Ilyn Payne (dead giveaway)
Executes Nymeria
Executes Ned Stark
Cuts out a bard’s tongue, a punishment he really should have more sympathy for
Last Seen
Alive and well, though it’s been a minute since we’ve seen him in action
25. The Faith Militant
Who’s Your Baddie
A fanatical faction of the Faith of Seven
Why They’re The Worst
Attack innocent civilians who don’t jive with their moral code
Homophobic
Publicly humiliate Cersei via the walk of atonement
Last Seen
Presumably all blown up when the Great Sept of Baelor exploded
24. High Sparrow
Who’s Your Baddie
The creepily cool-headed leader of the Faith Militant
Why They’re The Worst
Leads a violent puritanical religious order
Loves torture
Hates gay people
Takes advantage of an impressionable boy king
Last Seen
Blown up in the Great Sept explosion
23. Qyburn
Who’s Your Baddie
Disgraced maester
Why They’re The Worst
Experiments on live human subjects
Responsible for zombie Clegane
Bribes children with candy
Last Seen
At the meeting at the Dragonpit, marvelling at the severed hand of a wight
22. Craster
Who’s Your Baddie
A wildling beyond the Wall counted as an ally of the Night’s Watch.
Why They’re The Worst
Most incestuous man in Westeros, which is saying something
Regularly sacrifices his own newborn children
Loves homophobic jokes
Last Seen
With Karl’s dagger rammed through is throat
21. Roose Bolton
Who’s Your Baddie
Politically savvy Lord of the Dreadfort and head of House Bolton.
Why They’re The Worst
The sigil of his house is literally a flayed man
“The Lannisters send their regards”
Enables his mad dog son
A sadist in control = terrifying
Last Seen
Stabbed by his bastard son in the same manner in which he killed Robb Stark (through the heart)
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