20. Ellaria Sand
Who’s Your Baddie
Vengeful paramour of Prince Oberyn Martell
Why They’re The Worst
Frequently insults and finally kills gentle Doran, the pacifist King of Dorne
Kills Princess Myrcella, a child
Last Seen
Chained in the Red Keep’s dungeons, unable to reach her daughter Tyene before she succumbs to Qyburn’s poison
19. Lord of Bones
Who’s Your Baddie
a.k.a. Rattleshirt. Notorious Free Folk leader.
Why They’re The Worst
Threatens to make Ygritte castrate Jon Snow
Makes derogatory dick-centric comments about Tormund’s alliance with Jon Snow
Generally has it out for Jon and his genitalia
Last Seen
Beaten to death by Tormund
18. Myranda
Who’s Your Baddie
Ramsay Bolton’s bow-wielding lover
Why They’re The Worst
Accomplished sadist
Gets Theon aroused before Ramsay castrates him
Hunts the most dangerous game
Last Seen
Thrown off a rampart to her death by Theon
17. Viserys Targaryen
Who’s Your Baddie
Older brother of Daenerys
Why They’re The Worst
Prissy lil’ bitch boy
Willing to let horrible things happen to his sister to get at the Throne
Condescending and disrespectful to other cultures
Drags women by their hair
Bad at heading warnings
Hot-headed (ha ha)
Last Seen
Receiving a molten gold crown from Kahl Drogo
16. Karl Tanner
Who’s Your Baddie
Rogue brother of the Night’s Watch
Why They’re The Worst
Was a fookin legend from Gin Alley
Instigates and leads the mutiny at Craster’s Keep
Drinks wine from the skull of Jeor fookin Mormont
Extremely prepared to stab a baby
Sexually assaults Caster’s daughter-wives
Attempts to rape Meera Reed
Does not fight fair (spit-fu)
Last Seen
Killed and burned by Jon Snow
15. Euron Greyjoy
Who’s Your Baddie
Brother of Balon Greyjoy, and Lord Reaper of Pyke; used his gap year to raise hell across the fourteen seas of the world.
Why They’re The Worst
Wild-eyed sadist (and an absolute charmer)
Apologizes for not returning home to throw his brother off a bridge sooner
Brutally murders Obara and Nymeria Sand
Assists in the torture of Ellaria and Tyene Sand
Last Seen
Ferrying the Golden Company back to Cersei
14. Tywin Lannister
Who’s Your Baddie
Head of House Lannister; a ruthless general and fearsome pragmatist.
Why They’re The Worst
Consistently cruel to Tyrion
Pettiest person in Westeros
Turns the Mountain loose on a civilian population
Orchestrates the Red Wedding
Hypocrite about hating Tyrion’s love of sex workers: bangs Shae
Fantasy Stalin
Last Seen
Arrow’d on the toilet by his own son
13. Walder Frey
Who’s Your Baddie
Lord of the Crossing. Uses his strategic position to be an excuse to be an asshole.
Why They’re The Worst
Hosts the Red Wedding
Lecher with no shame
Does all his murder from a comfy chair
Polygamist; marries literal children
Last Seen
Eating a pie made out of his sons and getting his throat cut by Arya
12. Wights
Who’s Your Baddie
Corpses reanimated by the White Walkers
Why They’re The Worst
Pretty creepy!
Unquestioning minions of the Others
Fast zombies
Last Seen
Breaching the Wall
11. Viserion (icy)
Who’s Your Baddie
Re-animated ice dragon
Why They’re The Worst
Named after Daenerys’ shitty brother so maybe we should have seen this coming
Currently getting the Night King airborne
Destroyed a portion of the Wall
Last Seen
Allowing the Army of the Dead to pass into the Seven Kingdoms
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Based in the Pacific North West, Meg enjoys long scrambles on cliff faces and cozying up with a good piece of 1960s eurotrash. As a senior contributor at FSR, Meg's objective is to spread the good word about the best of sleaze, genre, and practical effects.