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Minions Are Unimportant to ‘Despicable Me’

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Three movies, a spin off, and way too much promotional marketing later, Minions are cute but are horrible sidekicks and even worse side characters. 

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The Return of Weird TV

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From Twin Peaks to American Gods: how strangeness has bled into primetime TV.

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Let’s Talk About Michael Bay

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Hating Michael Bay is in vogue, but is he as bad as critics say?

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Imagining a World Without Rotten Tomatoes

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What would happen if Rotten Tomatoes and other review aggregators just went away, as some Hollywood suits have suggested? We play out the thought experiment.

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The Early 2000s Impact of Amanda Bynes

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With Amanda Bynes’ recent statement that she’d like to get back into acting, it’s time to take a look at the importance of the actress’ career.

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We’ve Lost Summer Movie Season

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Where did it go? Was it ever really there at all? Let’s look at some numbers.

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The Cynics’ Guide to Wedding Season: A Film Syllabus

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A cinematic guide to surviving wedding season. Here are 10 wedding films to satisfy (and prepare) the most cynical of viewers.

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The Batman Dichotomy

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From the campy portrayals to the dark and gritty representations, a brief history from Adam West to Ben Affleck.

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Sharksploitation: Feel the Groove According to ‘Jaws’

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Deepest Bluest, my sharksploitation love is like a…shark’s fin?