Let’s Jump Into A ‘Hot Tub Time Machine’
Apparently the punch line to this joke is a feature-length script about men, sexual tension, and a magic hot tub. Read More
February 24, 2009
Casting
Zack Snyder Wants To ‘Sucker Punch’ A Mormon
Which we suppose is better than wanting to donkey punch a Scientologist. Read More
February 24, 2009
Schwarzenegger And Trejo Join Stallone’s ‘Expendables’
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Trejo have both been announced as joining Sylvester Stallone's The Expendables. To that I can only… Read More
February 18, 2009
John Malkovich Saddles Up For ‘Jonah Hex’
Malkovich has signed on to the upcoming Jonah Hex. Josh Brolin stars as Hex, and Malkovich will play a wealthy… Read More
February 12, 2009
Jason Bateman Batter Blasts Jennifer Aniston In ‘The Baster’
Have you ever tried Batter Blaster? Pancake/waffle batter in a pressurized can like whip cream? And it's organic? Good stuff. Read More
February 6, 2009
The Return Of ‘Hawk The Slayer’
Do any of you remember the epic action/fantasy film from 1980 called Hawk the Slayer? No? Starred Jack Palance as… Read More
February 4, 2009
John Carpenter Is Crazy For Amber Heard In ‘The Ward’
Sure it's been twenty-three years since John Carpenter made a great movie (Big Trouble In Little China), and since then… Read More
February 3, 2009
Hilary Duff To Reimagine ‘Bonnie and Clyde’ For Big Screen
Remember all of those times you get pissed about casting in a semi-remake? Now is another one of those times. Read More
January 27, 2009
Penelope Cruz or Rihanna Wanted for Third ‘Charlie’s Angels’
If a third Charlie's Angels absolutely has to happen, do you care who plays the fourth angel? Read More
January 27, 2009