Anthony Mackie Might Bulk Up for Michael Bay’s ‘Pain and Gain’
Goddammit, Michael Bay. All I want to do is make fun of you for your stupid TNT-rigged and robot-starring Transformers… Read More
February 23, 2012
Dwayne Johnson
Because You Asked For It: Michael Bay Is Giving Us ‘Transformers 4’ in 2014
Oftentimes, when we post these “Because You Asked For It” posts, readers will inevitably weigh in with various calls of… Read More
February 14, 2012
Review: ‘Journey 2: The Mysterious Island’ Is Banal and Dim-Witted, Even For a Family Flick
It seems there’s a pervading opinion that children’s entertainment doesn’t have to be good. Any criticism of a work of… Read More
February 10, 2012
‘Fast and Furious’ Franchise May Have Found Another Bald Headed Ass-Kicker Capable of Driving a…
‘Fast and Furious’ Franchise May Have Found Another Bald Headed Ass-Kicker Capable of Driving a StickWe don’t often report on casting… Read More
October 4, 2011
Ten Not-So-Heroic Heroes in Recent Movie History
Ten Not-So-Heroic Heroes in Recent Movie HistoryWhile enduring the mild pain caused by Transformers: Dark of the Moon, I thought to… Read More
July 5, 2011
‘Fast Five’ Mates Spectacular Action With A Stupid Script, Gives Birth To Big Bald Babies
Let’s cut to the chase here, shall we? Fast Five is a stupid, overlong, and poorly written movie with moronic… Read More
April 29, 2011
Review: Faster
I will never forget the first time I visited Austin, TX. My friend, and fellow reject, Luke Mullen and I… Read More
November 24, 2010
Michael Caine Sets Sail for ‘The Mysterious Island’
Many older actors have seen fit to join big studio franchise-style material lately. Sir Anthony Hopkins in Thor, Sir Ben… Read More
September 8, 2010
‘Center of the Earth’ Sequel Injects Some Steroids with The Rock
Brendan Fraser was threatening to leave the production of Journey 2: The Mysterious Island even before his latest family friendly… Read More
September 1, 2010