Cinemapocalypse: One Expendable Survivor’s Report
Cinemapocalypse: One Expendable Survivor’s ReportI’m apt to employ the term temple when describing Austin’s Alamo Drafthouse. It is a place… Read More
August 9, 2010
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Junkfood Cinema: Hercules in New York
Junkfood Cinema: Hercules in New YorkWelcome back to Junkfood Cinema; because you’re worth it. This is the internet column that makes… Read More
July 2, 2010
Remake Watch: You Gotta Like a ‘Commando’ Remake, Right?
Wrong.We don’t gotta like a Commando remake, but it looks like we might have to endure it. Normally I’m pretty… Read More
April 29, 2010
Junkfood Cinema: The Running Man
Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema: voted #1. Every week I force-feed you hot spoon-fulls of hot garbage from my personal… Read More
March 5, 2010
Remake Report: Wimmer to Write New ‘Total Recall’
I know, I know. There's a hilarious joke to be made about memory when it comes to this movie being… Read More
June 3, 2009
Schwarzenegger And Trejo Join Stallone’s ‘Expendables’
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Trejo have both been announced as joining Sylvester Stallone's The Expendables. To that I can only… Read More
February 18, 2009