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Minions Are Unimportant to ‘Despicable Me’

Three movies, a spin off, and way too much promotional marketing later, Minions are cute but are horrible sidekicks and… Read More

The Return of Weird TV

From Twin Peaks to American Gods: how strangeness has bled into primetime TV. Read More

Let’s Talk About Michael Bay

Hating Michael Bay is in vogue, but is he as bad as critics say? Read More

Imagining a World Without Rotten Tomatoes

What would happen if Rotten Tomatoes and other review aggregators just went away, as some Hollywood suits have suggested? We… Read More

The Early 2000s Impact of Amanda Bynes

With Amanda Bynes' recent statement that she'd like to get back into acting, it's time to take a look at… Read More

We’ve Lost Summer Movie Season

Where did it go? Was it ever really there at all? Let's look at some numbers. Read More

The Cynics’ Guide to Wedding Season: A Film Syllabus

A cinematic guide to surviving wedding season. Here are 10 wedding films to satisfy (and prepare) the most cynical of… Read More

The Batman Dichotomy

From the campy portrayals to the dark and gritty representations, a brief history from Adam West to Ben Affleck. Read More

Sharksploitation: Feel the Groove According to ‘Jaws’

Deepest Bluest, my sharksploitation love is like a...shark’s fin? Read More