Junkfood Cinema
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Junkfood Horror: Return of the Living Dead Part II
Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema; we punish because we care. This is the weekly FSR column that simultaneously got me thrown out of culinary school…
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Junkfood Cinema: Halloween III — Season of the Witch (31 Days Of Horror)
Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema: now with 100% more! Time to shake off the cobwebs, crack the padlock on the pantry, and get back to…
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Junkfood Cinema: Piranha
Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema: if you’re calling to complain about the noise, it’s just our hearts exploding. If this internet movie column were any…
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Junkfood Cinema: The Vindicator
Junkfood Cinema: The Vindicator Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema; if you meant to read Culture Warrior, please log off and try again. But if, like…
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Junkfood Cinema: Street Fighter
Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema: the worst part of your weekend. Every Friday I assault your sense of cinematic decency by serving up some truly…
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Junkfood Cinema: The 7 Faces of Dr. Lao
Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema; apology letters pending. You poor schmucks have stumbled upon the internet’s biggest affront to quality filmmaking. Every week I dig…
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Junkfood Cinema: Demons
Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema; running out of jokes since early this morning. Every week I wax geeky over my favorite movies that earn few…
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Junkfood Cinema: Blacula
Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema; because you couldn’t find anything better to do. Junkfood Cinema is the only bad movie column to have been letter-bombed…
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Junkfood Cinema: Point Break
Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema: now with zero Trans fat! It may not add inches to your waistline, but recent research indicates that reading this…