Projects

For the last time: ‘Suspiria’ is not a giallo!

We’re still waiting for a big-screen adaptation of Mad Magazine’s masterful Arbor Day story — Google it — so for now you’ll have to settle for 10 other holiday slashers.

No wire hangers, just 10 great psycho-biddy thrillers.

Some of these kids probably deserved it. You know we’re right.

One, two, Taboo’s coming for you. Three, four, better lock your door. Five, six, grab your crucifix. Not you, Regan.

Because there’s nothing scarier than the way we’ve messed up the planet.

Nothing sets the mood — even if it’s a scary one — like the perfect song choice.

While South Korea is primarily known for producing kick-ass action/revenge movies, what this list presupposes is… maybe they also make fantastic horror films?

From beds with a thirst for blood to deadly gym equipment, these are our favorite objects that moonlighted as the killer.