Movies
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Your Alternate Box Office: ‘Vanishing Point,’ ‘Pretty in Pink,’ and ’13 Assassins’
Whether you’re trying to avoid the releases this week or augment them with even more movies, Your Alternate Box Office offers some options for movies…
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‘Fast Five’ Mates Spectacular Action With A Stupid Script, Gives Birth To Big Bald Babies
Let’s cut to the chase here, shall we? Fast Five is a stupid, overlong, and poorly written movie with moronic dialogue, plot contrivances big enough…
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14 Variant Logos That Prove Even Studios Enjoy Having a Little Fun
Studio logos are an iconography all their own, but nothing puts a grin on my face like a spiffy send-up of a traditional company emblem…
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Review: Not Even Uma Thurman Can Suck The Humor, Honesty, And Great Performances Out Of ‘Ceremony’
The world of independent cinema is filled with movies labeled by way of comparisons to other directors who once walked the same low-budget halls. Violent…
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Blood, Sweat and Latex: Confessions of a Career Make-Up Effects Artist
by Shannon Shea Shannon Shea has done special effects work on over sixty films. From Evil Dead II to Predator. From Dances With Wolves to Jurassic…
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Your Alternate Box Office: Pom Wonderful Presents Madea’s Big Happy Greatest Elephant Water Ever
Whether you’re trying to avoid the releases this week or augment them with even more movies, Your Alternate Box Office offers some options for movies…
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Junkfood Cinema: The Dorm That Dripped Blood
Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema; we ain’t got time to bleed. Ah the internet, home to some of the finest intellectual minds and cutting edge…
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7 Movies That Will Scare You into Saving the Environment
Earth Day: the red-headed stepchild of world holidays. Founded in 1970, the celebration of our planet has been mounted (and basically ignored) every April 22nd.…
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Foreign Objects: Confessions (Japan)
Watch enough foreign language movies and you’re bound to develop some (usually incorrect) perception of that particular country’s citizens. Korean people are more likely to…
