I’m not saying I have any trouble with beard maintenance, but after seeing this most recent picture of Sir Ben Kingsley for Prince of Persia: Sands of Time, I have to start wondering how he got such a close, clean shave. That goatee is flawless.
But you probably weren’t noticing his beard because you were too busy worrying about his eyes popping out of the picture and stabbing you to death.
Let Sir Kingsley’s eyes make angry love to you:
Look away. Don’t let him hypnotize you. I stared at the picture for a minute too long earlier, and I ended up donating my kidney to him.
Seriously, look away.