Author: Scott Beggs

A missing woman, a dark mystery that broods and builds into a tempestuous relationship, a painstaking process of turning the big screen into a canvas.

By “the grown up,” I of course mean that they are engaged in a purely platonic, business relationship to distribute movies together. And probably sleeping together.

What happens when you catch your distribution partner in bed with another company? You make sure the divorce is finalized once and for all.

Yet another film riles me up enough to warrant sending an open letter to the people responsible. It turns out you can’t watch stereotypes whine about being gorgeously single for over two hours. Who knew?

I come not to bury Pink Panther 2 but to praise it. Not from the hilltops or anything, but it’s not like I want to write an open letter to the filmmakers or anything.

A CIA spook and a team of Special Ops drive deep into the Afghanistan desert to find a religious leader who may have stolen nuclear warheads or in possession of something far more dangerous.

According to Nikki Finke, there is, but we have no idea where to sign up for it. Did we miss the memo on this or what?

We decided not to make the headline: Writer Steps into Puss’ Boots or some variation thereof because every other outlet is doing that.

Trouble Maker Studios is heading up a reboot, and there might be more than one predator hunting us. Figure that one out.