Besides the bad acting, the eye-rollingly terrible story, the logic gaps, and pointlessness, the biggest problem with Human Centipede was that it just wasn’t all…
Whether you’re trying to avoid the releases this week or augment them with even more movies, Your Alternate Box Office offers some options for movies…
There is no better phrase to describe Nicholas Sparks’s writing than “safe haven.” He’s found a structure that requires only that he shove in new…
When it comes to stories about Hollywood, Martin Scorsese is a solid choice as storyteller because of how obsessed he is with the town’s history.…
That’s Not Safe For the Lobby. I love making up new acronyms. Spread that one around, please. Do to my contractually obligated word limit on posts…
What was interesting about Fun Size back in January remains its most interesting feature today. That, of course, is director Josh Schwartz, perhaps known best…
David Fincher gets obsessed about things, and he’s clearly never read “The Hitchhiker’s Guide” because panicking seems to be something he can’t take his mind…
“What the f**k is Wayne Toth working on now? More nasty business for Lords. And to answer your questions… YES! There will be a lot…
All of this Hunger Games casting seems tricky because there are apparently four-thousand characters, and announcements are made weekly no matter how newsworthy. Fortunately, instead…