Hell No

Hell No Trailer

Pop quiz: your friends invite you to a rundown cabin where a serial killer used to live, but it’s okay, because there are a dozen local newspaper stories about people being murdered there. Do you go? Of course not. Fortunately, we get to love horror movies because of total idiot sacrificial lambs who don’t know when to Nope the fuck out instead of becoming chainsaw fodder. This wondrous (and sadly fake) trailer from Joe Nicolosi seems dedicated to those morons. Of course, the best challenge of all would be to make a feature length horror film where the victims do nothing but make smart survival choices. Get on that, Nicolosi. For the time being, this should hilariously suffice:

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