Gather round, children, for the story of one international superstar attempting to guilt another into making a slapstick comedy for old time’s sake. It’s got intrigue, suspense and an open ending — everything you’d ever want in a Hollywood tale. Back in 2010, Tom Cruise was attached to a comedy called El Presidente, directed by Jay Roach and potentially co-starring either Jack Nicholson or maybe even Robert Downey Jr. That clearly never panned out. Now in the beautiful light of 2013, Cruise and new director Doug Liman (who worked with Cruise on the upcoming Edge of Tomorrow) are attempting to make the presidential movie a reality once more — and they want Nicholson back on board. El Presidente centers on a straight-laced secret service agent (that would be Cruise) who is assigned to protect America’s least favorite former president, a gross, womanizing boozehound who only ever got the job because he got booted up from Veep when the actual president died. When bad guys threaten the politician’s life, the duo must escape together, setting up a buddy comedy/action thriller hopefully involving a lot of patriotic motifs.