Transporter 3 Apparently Being Made, Gets Director

JoBlo.com stumbled across the news that Jason Statham shall return to the role that gave him his first real taste of American box office success in Transporter 3. Olivier Megaton is set to direct and also has one of the coolest last names I’ve ever heard.

No further details have been released at this time but it will probably involve driving a BMW, shooting guns, kicking people in the head, and Statham taking of his shirt. Kidnapping also seems to be a fairly popular plot in this films.

Color me unexcited for this and not at all interested.