Stage of Production.
By Rob Hunter
Apparently the punch line to this joke is a feature-length script about men, sexual tension, and a magic hot tub.
By Rob Hunter
Which we suppose is better than wanting to donkey punch a Scientologist.
By Rob Hunter
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Trejo have both been announced as joining Sylvester Stallone’s The Expendables. To that I can only say… sweet. And to that I can only add… it’s not too late Jean Claude! Apologize for your egotistical idiocy and get your ass to South America! Anyway…
By Rob Hunter
Malkovich has signed on to the upcoming Jonah Hex. Josh Brolin stars as Hex, and Malkovich will play a wealthy Southern plantation owner named Turnbull who blames Hex for his son’s death at the hands of Union soldiers.
By Rob Hunter
Have you ever tried Batter Blaster? Pancake/waffle batter in a pressurized can like whip cream? And it’s organic? Good stuff.
By Rob Hunter
Do any of you remember the epic action/fantasy film from 1980 called Hawk the Slayer? No? Starred Jack Palance as Voltan, a scenery-chewing, evil-doing ham and John Terry as Hawk, his heroic brother? We do!
By Rob Hunter
Sure it’s been twenty-three years since John Carpenter made a great movie (Big Trouble In Little China), and since then he’s made three good films and five shitty ones, but I still hold out hope.
By Rob Hunter
Remember all of those times you get pissed about casting in a semi-remake? Now is another one of those times.
