"I made the 70s version of this movie when I should have been making the 90s version of this movie."
"Did you know that at the time this movie was made the word 'sexual harassment' didn't exist yet?"
"He really ate himself to death."
"I'm never gonna get another job after this commentary."
"We're not gonna make any sequels to this, so you'll never know what is actually going on in this movie."
"Normally on a movie I'll break about 2 or 3 megaphones."
"It was a conscious decision to make L.A. feel suffocating, apocalyptic, demonic."
"We often describe this movie as a cross between American Graffiti and Ben-Hur."
"He had no toes for a really long time, and I'm not sure why."
"I never met a hit man who I didn't think was very, very funny."