"He really ate himself to death."
"I'm never gonna get another job after this commentary."
"We're not gonna make any sequels to this, so you'll never know what is actually going on in this movie."
"Normally on a movie I'll break about 2 or 3 megaphones."
"It was a conscious decision to make L.A. feel suffocating, apocalyptic, demonic."
"We often describe this movie as a cross between American Graffiti and Ben-Hur."
"He had no toes for a really long time, and I'm not sure why."
"I never met a hit man who I didn't think was very, very funny."
"At least this time I didn't have to have everyone die with a pesky urban legend, I could just lay waste to them."
Heads up haters -- they don't even mention the American flag once.