"I'm never gonna get another job after this commentary."
"We're not gonna make any sequels to this, so you'll never know what is actually going on in this movie."
"Normally on a movie I'll break about 2 or 3 megaphones."
"It was a conscious decision to make L.A. feel suffocating, apocalyptic, demonic."
"We often describe this movie as a cross between American Graffiti and Ben-Hur."
"He had no toes for a really long time, and I'm not sure why."
"I never met a hit man who I didn't think was very, very funny."
"At least this time I didn't have to have everyone die with a pesky urban legend, I could just lay waste to them."
Heads up haters -- they don't even mention the American flag once.
"The only thing Jake is afraid of is mediocrity."