‘Playing For Keeps’ Trailer: A Real Kick in the Balls

Let’s talk about what Playing For Keeps has going for it. It has a somewhat okay director in Gabriele Muccino (The Pursuit of Happyness). It has a talented cast with Gerard Butler, Jessica Biel, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Uma Thurman, Dennis Quaid, and Judy Greer. It has a script from the guy who wrote So I Married An Axe Murderer (that is a plus, because that film is still funny).

But it’s also directed by the guy who directed Seven Pounds (schmaltz, sap, with added jellyfish). And it only imagines that Butler is capable of playing a soccer-playing lothario and that Zeta-Jones can only be a deranged maneater. And, yeah, it also comes to us with a script by the guy who has only a story by credit on, of all things, In the Army Now. Let’s take it to the trailer!

And that, my friends, is the trailer that told us everything we needed to know about Playing For Keeps, the upcoming Gerard-Butler-is-a-douche-and-then-isn’t film hitting theaters this holiday season.

Playing For Keeps opens on December 7th. [Yahoo! Movies]