I know what you’re thinking. It’s not very clandestine for a ninja to announce his arrival. Mostly you only know when they’ve arrived because you’re either already bleeding to death from multiple stab wounds or you look around, and you’re surrounding by harp-playing angels.
Luckily, Rain and company are giving us a fair fight by announcing that Ninja Assassin is heading into theaters. And it’s sooner than we thought. Mark your calendars for June 1st.
The Wachowskis had a bit of a misstep last year with Speed Racer considering I was the only critic on the planet that loved it. But we’ve been psyched up about Ninja Assassin ever since we got a first look at last year’s Comic-Con and Rain told us in twenty-three different ways that he was very excited to be in the film.