Katrina Bowden to Crash the ‘American Reunion’

Esquire just named 30 Rock’s Katrina Bowden the Sexiest Woman Currently Existing, and apparently the door prize that prestigious title comes with is a role in the forthcoming American Reunion flick. As we all know, the movie now features most of the original American Pie characters returning to hang out, probably rent out the school gym or something, and most likely talk about who got fat and why they can’t get other work.

According to Variety, Bowden will play a “party girl” character that’s dating Chris Klein’s character.

Does anyone know how old the characters are supposed to be in this? All the actors are in their early to mid-30s which means they’re right between the tenth and twentieth high school reunion. A bolder choice would be to simply reboot the story with the same actors playing high school kids. Think about it.

Actually, please don’t think about it.