‘Fun Size’ Trailer is Halloween Family Fun with a Humping Chicken

Fun Size Movie

Josh Schwartz is taking the success he found on TV with shows like The OC and Chuck and translating that into a directorial debut fit for families. It also manages a slutty kitty and a humping chicken. You know, for kids.

Fun Size stars Victoria Justice as a teen on the cusp of the popularity that comes with being hunted by the hottest guy in school, but she’s charged with looking after her little brother on Halloween, a job that seeks to undermine her ability to attend the coolest party of the year. Conflict! Then she loses her brother, who happens to be dressed up like Spider-Man. Fortunately, he’s found by a young man who asks if he likes gladiator movies, and…wait. What.

What exactly is going on in this trailer?

So little kid Spider-Man is on some sort of secret mission? The main plot seems like the standard fight between a young girl’s heart and her desire to be accepted, but that subplot is the moneymaker. Who’s that guy? What are they doing? Why is it illegal? Is the local diocese going to be embarrassed?

Seriously, though. That chicken at the end is a nice touch.

This one hits theaters October 26th.