Faster, Vintage Trailer of the Day! Kill! Kill!

Every day, come rain or shine or internet tubes breaking, Film School Rejects showcases a trailer from the past.

The opening of this trailer might be the best of all time:

“For the next 90 seconds while this preview of coming attractions is playing…will all filmgoers with any degree of wit, taste and intelligence…please keep your critical remarks to yourselves…or we’ll nail your tongues to the floor. Thank you.”

With the introduction over, let’s get to the go-go dancing.

Think you know what it is? Check the trailer out for yourself:

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