Despair At the Horror of the ‘Grown Ups 2’ Trailer

By  · Published on April 3rd, 2013

Great horned beasts loosing their urine on Adam Sandler’s face, middle-aged male nudity, cheap jokes being ritualistically sacrificed. This is the trailer for Grown Ups 2.

At least they got to use Warrant’s “Cherry Pie” in a not-at-all-cliche way.

Check it out for yourself and get ready to eke out your best Colonel Kurtz impression:

To be fair, that “chocolate wasted” gag is pretty funny.

Grown Ups 2 is in theaters July 12th.

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