Author: Brian Salisbury

Action heroes, or more accurately the stars who play them, are not often credited as being endowed of great intelligence. In fact, they are more…

Old age can be a frightening prospect for anyone, but especially for gangsters. Think about it, your aim starts to go, you begin forgetting the…

It has been the common self-effacing jab around the Junkfood Cinema lab that the canon of movies we feature and love are indicative of our…

In the game of bad movie coverage, we are poised on the same lofty levels of excellence as either the 1975 Washington Capitals or the…

A fledgling movie geek, still wet behind the ears and eyes, arrives in a town called Austin and heads to a movie theater he read…

Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema; eat it, Mayans! Eat it with cheese! Yes, despite our best efforts, we’ve managed to survive another year and therefore…

Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema; a real kick to the chestnuts. This is the most offensively festive (offestive?) bad movie column on the dingy, loosely…

A Very Junkfood Christmas: Ralphie Gets His Gun For ‘A Black Christmas Story’ Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema; giving fruit cake is tantamount to treason.…

Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema. What we do here, besides significantly skew the national cholesterol averages, is to blur the line between the worlds of…