Author: Jeremy Kirk

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The Reject Report’s Spirit of Vengeance Means War

There’s a lot of anger in that headline, which should be noted since this is the week of Valentine’s Day and all that. Three new films find release, and while the Reese Witherspoon rom-com doesn’t exa…

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The Reject Report Episode I: Again

A long time ago in little place called Hollywood four films vied for the top honors, the #1 spot in the charts, the chance to say for one weekend they were biggest thing out there. One of these films …

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The Reject Report in Black

That’s right. We’ve officially gone from grey to black. This means the evil side of the Reject Report is about to rear its ugly head and its taking names. First up, Daniel Radcliffe. He’ll have some s…

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Reject Report, The Grey

Not to be confused with Reject Report, The White, which is what happens after we do battle with the Balrog. Reject Report, The White is never NEVER wrong. But in our current form we have to take into …

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The Reject Report Awakens a Bevy of New Releases

It’s a big weekend here at the Reject Report. Lots of excitement out there competing for you movie dollars. We have vampires battling werewolves, ace pilots taking on the World War II skies, and Gina …

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The Reject Report Knows No Shame

It’s a rare weekend we’re looking at here. Coming off the big Thanksgiving weekend, we have no new movies opening in wide release. The only new films coming out are in limited, and only one of those i…

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The Reject Report Lights the Lights

Three new movies. Three chances to fill that family entertainment void, and none of them include teen vampires skulking about their chess-filled honeymoons. But who are we kidding. As much family ente…

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The Reject Report Breaks Dawn — Part 1

There are only a few proven constants in the known universe. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction, mixing Pop Rocks and Pepsi in your stomach will cause you to burst from the inside out (ac…