I’m not too familiar with Roald Dahl‘s book “The BFG.” When everyone else seemed to be reading it in middle school, I always had this idea, based on the cover illustration depicting a very large man holding a tiny girl, that the initials stood for “Big Fucking Guy.” Really, though, it’s all about a “Big Friendly Giant” — the only friendly one, in fact — who kidnaps then befriends that tiny girl, who isn’t really tiny but just normal sized. There are some other giants in the story, too, and the new pals aim to stop them from eating people. The Queen of England becomes involved. Honestly, I’m just going by the Wikipedia page and book cover synopsis, so I’ll stop there before I mess anything up or spoil the ending. The important thing is that they’re making another movie of the book, this one live-action. And by “they,” I mean none other than Steven Spielberg has reportedly signed on to direct The BFG, as adapted by none other than his E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial screenwriter, Melissa Mathison (who also adapted the varying-sized pals story The Indian in the Cupboard). Not only that, but it’ll be produced by Kathleen Kennedy and Frank Marshall, both of whom also worked on the classic 1982 movie about a boy and his alien BFF (that one stands for “best friend forever”). Interestingly enough, “The BFG” was published the same year E.T. first arrived in theaters.