‘Starbuck’ Trailer Comically Fathers 533 Children

By  · Published on March 12th, 2013

That guy. That guy right up there has fathered 533 children, and 142 of them want to meet him. His name is David Wozniak, but he doesn’t want many people to know it. He also doesn’t want anyone to know that he want by the name Starbuck while donating a ton of sperm. Sperm that came to fruition.

In the trailer for Ken Scott’s movie, Patrick Huard plays the pater familias par excellence who’s about to become a father for the 534th time, only this time it’s with the woman he loves and not a plastic cup.

The movie is being remade (now with English!), and Vince Vaughn is set for the lead role, but the original is seeing a limited release March 22nd, so check out the trailer for yourself:

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