Shrek the Third

Shrek the Third

Stop what you’re doing right now, because I have some news that’s going to blow the lid RIGHT OFF your naïve, happy little life. You think you can trust the media to tell you the TRUTH?! You think you can sit your kids down in front of 90 minutes of happy-go-lucky animated entertainment without them turning into GODLESS HEATHENS?! You CAN’T. You’re not safe. None of us are safe. Shrek the Third is an abomination, a disgrace to all freedom-loving Americans. Here’s why:

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Yes, it’s time to look back at Spidey, Johnny Depp, Michael Bay and everyone else responsible for the Biggest Box Office performances of 2007.

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Again, Far Far Away is threatened by Prince Charming, and in typical Shrek fashion, our hero journeys to save his fair lady, and teach Charming a lesson, making jabs at pop culture the entire way.

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published: 11.19.2014
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published: 11.19.2014
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published: 11.18.2014
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