Jessica Alba

Robert Rodriguez has released a special Cinco De Mayo themed trailer for his upcoming action flick, Machete, and it manages to look all kinds of awesome even with Lindsay Lohan in it…

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Michael Winterbottom’s ‘The Killer Inside Me’ has attracted a lot of controversy for its savage violence. But worse than that, it’s spectacularly boring.

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Nobody better warn him. I really want to see how this plays out. Someone make some popcorn or something.

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Kevin Carr sits his chubbiness down and sees if The Wolfman, Valentine’s Day and Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief can make the grade.

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Fox has beat out Paramount and Lionsgate for the chance to distribute a three-minute trailer.

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The actress has just signed on for the third installment of the Meet the Parents franchise, and she’ll have a few things to teach her co-stars.

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Robert Rodriguez is moving forward with his long-rumored flick Machete and it looks like may have one-upped sexagenarian stallion Sylvester Stallone’s Expendables in the casting department.

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Jessica Alba Finds Her Inner Hooker

In The Killer Inside Me, Alba will play a prostitute in the world of a West Texas Sheriff, played by Casey Affleck, who finds himself transforming from boring small town cop to ruthless, sociopathic murderer.

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Jessica Alba

Oh Hollywood, you will never cease to know what really revs my engine, will you? Variety is reporting today that Jessica Alba has signed on to replace America Ferrera in a cinematic adaptation of “An Invisible Sign of My Own.”

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The Reject Report

Well, chaos reigned supreme at the box office this weekend. Or you might say, KAOS reigned supreme, because Steve Carell’s new movie Get Smart did well while everyone else seemed to tank at the box office.

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Jessica Alba and Mike Myers in The Love Guru

There is certainly something about a big, dumb Mike Myers-led comedy that leaves moviegoers emptying their wallets, isn’t there?

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The Love Guru 8-Ball

If there is one thing we absolutely love to do, it is hook up our readers with fancy free stuff, as bribery for coming back and reading our site.

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Just for Pubes

The marketing for the upcoming Mike Myers comedy continues to leave me feeling violated, used and mildly entertained.

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The Love Guru Movie Poster

It has been happening for a while now — The Love Guru, played by Mike Myers, has been stalking me. Now, he is here with a second trailer that is kind of funny, so I am going to let him stalk you, too.

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Make a Baby with Your Favorite Celeb!

I decided to find out what Jessica Alba’s baby would look like when it is delivered, considering that I am the real father. Jessica, take a gander at what our lovely child will look like…

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Mike Myers and Jessica Alba in The Love Guru

Apparently a group of Hindu leaders are planning on protesting Mike Myers’ upcoming cinematic travesty The Love Guru for its lampooning of their religion. Lila D. Sharma, president of the India Heritage Panel in Chandigarh, India, has said, “Hollywood is trying to make money by laughing at our holy men and in the process creating a stereotype.”

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Despite the Jessica Alba factor, this one looks like it is going nowhere fast.

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I’m getting really tired of remakes of Japanese horror movies. Fortunately, The Eye comes from Hong Kong.

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I’m not suggesting we stop buying Japanese goods. I am suggesting that Hollywood stop buying up every God damned piece of shit Japanese horror movie out there.

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Eddie Murphy got nominated for an Oscar last year… This year he is taking home hardware, just not the right kind.

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