As you might remember, I have already ranted and raved about how much i hate Alec Baldwin. In my editorial, appropriately named I Hate You Alec Baldwin, I give some valid reasons to hate the man. In light of recent events, I must revisit this topic. If you have not heard the very interesting voice mail message that Baldwin left his 11 year old daughter Ireland, just go here. Any man who calls his daughter a pig and says that she doesn’t have brains, needs to be hated by the masses. Thankfully, I’m here to help.
#10 – His official website
My hatred for this “actor” began when I first visited his official website. The first thing that caught my eye, was the welcome message: “Welcome to the Official Alec Baldwin website. This is the only authorized website for one of the entertainment industry’s most recognized actors.” Can he get sued for false advertising? Navigating this site without laughing is truly an exercise in self control. Garnishing the site is an assortment of flamboyant Sears Photo Center portraits that make Baldwin look like a desperate shaving cream model.
#9 – Because he is a hack actor
Why would Alec Baldwin not want his fans to know about the genius he exhibited in other stellar roles of the 90’s such as The Shadow, his role on “Thomas The Tank Engine & Friends,” or his unforgettable six episode endeavor as the host of the hit TV show “Raw Footage.”
#8 – His stinking desperation
Alec’s roles in Nickelodeon’s “Fairly Odd Parents” and The Spongebob Squarepants Movie were possibly efforts to expand his acting prowess, or possibly just he needed money after his divorce with Kim Basinger.
#7 – His Henry Hyde comment on Conan
Not many people remember his comments on the lost Conan O’Brien episode on December 11, 1998 when he made a statement regarding the impending impeachment of President Bill Clinton, which he later referred to as a “parody.” He said that “if we were in another country … We would stone Henry Hyde to death and we would go to their homes and we’d kill their wives and their children. We would kill their families.” NBC has promised never to re-air the show.
#6 – The Shadow
#5 – He is a giant Douche Bag
I think that about covers it.
#4 – His overblown sense of self-importance
The Internet Movie Database recognizes Alec’s involvement in almost 80 different roles since 1963. Though according to his official website, Baldwin has only been involved in 7 films. It is clear from the exceedingly selective filmography exhibited in his official website, that he only wants fans to recognize certain roles.
#3 -The raspy voice acting
Why is your tone of voice always low, scratchy, and menacing? Try some halls, and maybe your throat will clear up.
#2 – The Man Carpet on his chest
I hate your man carpet that you always so confidently find a way to expose during photo opportunities. For the sake of mankind Alec, button your top button and find a home in a cave without the means to communicate to humanity.
#1 – He is a Brainless Pig
That’s for you Ireland. Don’t worry, no one else likes your father either