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Weekly DVD Drinking Game: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

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We at FSR love to drink. And we know that many of you love to drink, as well. This shared love has led us to a brand new (though not exactly new) feature here at FSR: The Weekly DVD Drinking Game. Every week we will chose a DVD release and give you a few simple steps toward drunken stupidity (or cinematic tolerance). This week…

bd-gijoeHasbro had a mega-hit with Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, and the studio hoped for lightning in a bottle with their August release of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. It made some green, but you might need to have a few drinks to really enjoy the film again on Blu-ray or DVD. So Film School Rejects is doing its civic duty by giving you a tool for getting sufficiently drunk on this film.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t tell anyone who Cobra Commander really is!

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TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….

There’s a flashback

Someone fires a gun

Something explodes

Someone uses an accelerator suit

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

CGI effects

An American flag

An invisible fighter

A character wearing sunglasses

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

“Joe”

“weapon”

“M.A.R.S.”

someone’s code name

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…

There’s a montage! (Oh we want montage!)

For more drunken shenanigans, check out our Drinking Games Archive.

Kevin Carr crawled from the primordial ooze in the early 1970s. He grew up watching movies to the point of irritation for his friends and was a font of useless movie knowledge until he decided to put that knowledge to good use. Now, Kevin is a nationally syndicated critic, heard on dozens of radio stations around the country, and his reviews appear in a variety of online outlets. Kevin is also a proud member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association (BFCA), the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS), and the Central Ohio Film Critics Association (COFCA).

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