‘Twilight: Breaking Dawn’ Trailer Will Make You Rip Your Shirt Off and Run Into the Woods

With its tropical setting, make out sessions under waterfalls, and questionably ethical male lead, Twilight: Breaking Dawn (Part 1 of a 2 Part Series) might very well be the Cocktail of our generation. They’re basically the same movie except for the vampire fetus that will eventually fist-pump its way into existence.

This trailer gives a sense of the scope of the film, the scope of the vampire-on-human sex, and the scope of the lavish wedding that makes all of that intercourse legitimate.

Watch for yourself and try to explain the music choices:

With Bill Condon at the helm, there’s the evergreen question of whether this particular installment will have some life to it, but it looks like more floaty, brooding staring contests.

This time with floral arrangements.

What say you?

A veteran of writing about movies for nearly a decade, Scott Beggs has been the Managing Editor of Film School Rejects since 2009. Despite speculation, he is not actually Walter Mathau's grandson. See? He can't even spell his name right.

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