We all know that Hitman was going to stink up a storm in theaters this week. And we all expected that because it was based on a video game. Considering this is the genre that Uwe Boll works exclusively in, it’s not known for great films.
But the one thing we all agree on is that Hitman is notable for introducing us to the lovely Olga Kurylenko as the Russian prostitute-turned-sidekick. Fans of the glamorous babes probably won’t like her too much, due to her punk hairdo and facial tattoo. But if you like the trashy girls, she’s rev your engine.
Fat Guy Kevin Carr is known for his love of the trashy girls, and he demanded a list honoring these ladies. The rules are that the girls must have at least some reputation for being trashy in real life or playing notable trashy chicks. They may not be the Playboy models, but they’re the girls that, if you met them in a strip club and happened to get their number, just might be worth the risk…
10. Debi Mazar
None of us really remember much of her career, but a few key instances come to mind, like Spice in Batman Forever, interstellar white trash in Space Truckers and a key scene in Money for Nothing where she has sex on the Benjamins.
9. Angelina Jolie
She’s toned down her trashiness lately with all the African baby-snatching and Oscar grabs. But who can’t forget Angelina in her Gia and Hackers days? Plus, there all her tattoos. And lest we forget that whole vial of Billy Bob Thornton’s blood thing she did several years back. Angelina will be forever trashy in our eyes.
8. Rose McGowan
It’s not that we can really remember a lot of super trashy roles she’s been in, but her stint as the one-legged Cherry Darling in Grindhouse does a lot for her trashy image. Oh, that and the fact she used to boink Marilyn Manson. Yup, she’s a Trashy Darling for sure.
7. Asia Argento
Who cares that she once played a nun. We know that Asia must have been the trashiest nun anyone’s seen. Bringing some European flavor to our list, we fondly remember Asia for roles in films like xXx.
6. Bai Ling
This sweet little thing comes to us by way of the Szechwan province of China. She’s always sporting a punkish look, often with dyed hair and some well-placed tattoos. Most recently, we have enjoyed her as a sexual diversion for Lost’s Jack Shephard (but Fat Guy Kevin Carr most fondly remembers her in Fruit Chan’s Dumplings).
5. Olga Kurylenko
No one can sport face tats like Olga from Hitman. And we always like it when the new starlet decides to shed the clothes for her high-profile performance. If we had $300 to spare, we would seriously think about making an investment in her character.
4. Tara Reid
It’s one thing to be a trashy chick in real life. It’s another thing to always play trashy chicks in movies and television. But Tara Reid is the double-threat. She doesn’t just play trashy chicks on TV. She is one in real life as well. And the beautiful thing is that her botched plastic surgeries just make her all the more trashy.
3. Taryn Manning
Should we be worried that we’re so attracted to the prostitutes in the movies? We all remember Taryn Manning from her brilliantly trashy performance in Hustle & Flow as one of the “bitches” who never “jumped ship” while it was “hard out here for a pimp.”
2. Bijou Phillips
What can we say? Bijou Phillips rocks. All the characters she plays are trashy. If she played Mother Theresa, it would be the trashiest Mother Theresa you’ll ever see. And the fact that she’s best friends with trashy socialites like Nikki and Paris Hilton.
1. Jaime Pressly
Is it any surprise that the penultimate trashy babe Jaime Pressly tops off this list? Ever since she dropped to her knees to dispense hummers in Ringmaster to winning an Emmy for playing the trashiest girl on television in My Name Is Earl, Jaime has had her own star in our trashy walk of fame.
Eliza Dushku – She came on strong as the cheerleader from the wrong side of the track in Bring It On, but she’s also had a decent career playing less-than-trashy girls as well.
Alyssa Milano – Arguably, Alyssa should hold the #8 spot reserved for her Charmed co-star Rose McGowan, what with her tattoos and all. But she’s just too pretty for the trashy list proper.
P.J. Soles – A blast from the past makes the honorable mention sheet in P.J. Soles, who was a staple in mainstream exploitation from the 70s. She was sexy in the baseball cap in Carrie, and we got to see her boobs in the original Halloween. And to top it off, she was a Johnny Ramone hag in Rock ‘n’ Roll High School a few years later.