Despite the fact that the film might as well be called I Still Know What You Did Last Rush Week, I have to hand it to the marketing team behind Sorority Row. It by no means looks like an awesome movie, but they are doing a great job of highlighting the good bits.
As you’ll notice, I’m not above highlighting the good bits in order to drive people to read this post, which is why I included the words, ‘sexy,’ ‘bloody,’ and ‘meganfoxnudepics,’ in my headline.
Check out the trailer for yourself:
Seriously. It’s I Know What You Did Last Summer. Only it’s a tire iron instead of a hook, they’re in college, and there’s the potential to have five girls thrust their cleavage into the rain while desperately shouting, “Come get me!” Also, I realize I’ll need to see the movie for more context, but who the hell vampire-hunter-jams a tire iron into a girl’s chest just because she looks dead? He’s overcome with grief so he stabs her? Can’t I just turn off my mind and ogle girls in their underwear now?
Oh, thank god. Someone’s put a picture gallery here. Now if only the images got bigger when clicked upon…