The Horror of Mel Brooks’ Pizzaman!

Mel Brooks

Now this is just silly. Legendary funny man Mel Brooks has announced he’s going to produce a “serious horror film” by the name of Pizzaman! Apparently, that’s not a joke, despite Pizza The Hutt being a supporting character in Space Balls. It’s being written by Rudy De Luca and Steve Haberman, both of whom worked on Dracula: Dead and Loving It. Wait are we sure this isn’t a joke?

The script is currently being written and finely tuned and hasn’t yet made the rounds at the studios, so don’t hold your breath for this one. No word on what’s going on with this movie, though the most logical guess would involve some sort of homocidal pizza delivery man. The second most logical guess would be that this is a joke.

Stay tuned for more news – I know I’m eagerly awaiting more details on this mysterious, yet serious, horror film.


Robert Fure is many things: horror expert, ruggedly handsome man of the world, witty prose composer, and writer of his own biography page. Beneath the bravado is a scared little boy, ready to grow into an awesome man and make lies about a scared little boy inside of him. Wait a minute...

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